Shane Hawley – “There Are Some Things You Just Don’t Do In Restaurants”

Performing at CUPSI 2018.

“To the hipster couple spooning in the corner booth: Put your fucking shoes on, this is not your living room.”

Don’t miss this hilarious poem from Shane Hawley, performing in Minnesota.

Make sure to check out Shane’s phenomenal new book, ABC Death, a picture-book for the entire family!

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